Monday, March 16, 2009

Same guy - new story

My memory fails me here if this was the same night as the previous story, but it was definitely the same guy. 

After another night out with customers and drinking, of course, Steve decides to go back to his hotel room.  Much to my chagrin, we find out that the man likes to sleep in the nude.  In the middle of the night, he decides he needs to use the loo.  He stumbles out of bed, opens the door, and steps into the bathroom.  He hears the door close behind him and realizes that he is actually in the hall of the hotel and had mistaken the bathroom door for the front door.  So, here he is in the hotel hallway, buck naked, and obviously without his hotel room key.  He sees a couch in the hallway and takes two cushions off the couch.  One for the front.  One for the rear.  With no house phone in sight, he heads downstairs to the lobby for another key.  I wonder if he was able to provide them with ID?

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