Robert: Looks like the Craigslist killer is on suicide watch. They found shoelace marks around his neck. His fiancee said...
Me (interrupting): Beyonce? What does Beyonce have to do with any of this? I think it is so irritating when celebrities inject their opinion into every issue.
Robert: Beyonce? I said fiancee, Grandma.
Me: Oh. Sorry.
Sometimes, I think I'm a pretty smart chick. Sometimes, the Maxine gene comes roaring in and I look like a total idiot.
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Next Dr. appt. -- Ear doctor--get those ears checked!
Or perhaps you have selective listening like my children, only hearing part of the conversation unless it, "Do you want a cookie?"--Krys
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